- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

c-? men, C-men

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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