- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

You know what's catchy? A cold

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