A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

I shot a bitch.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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