Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

cats are pussies

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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