Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Smeg...

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Justin with a hat.

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So does Blake

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John Stamos.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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