what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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cats are pussies

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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What? Why?

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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