- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

what do you call your mom? mom

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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