- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

kesha is a virgin.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

whats worse than school? Summer school

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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