- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

A chicken walks into a barn.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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