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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Knock Know! Come in!

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

A man makes a sandwich.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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