- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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