whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Anti Joke

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