How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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penis?

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Knock knock

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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