This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

An Aisian failed a test

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What is long and black? The line at KFC

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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