Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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I was once a hamster.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Poop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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