A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Michel Moor on a die...

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

The NBA and womens sports

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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