Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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