- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's Rights.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

My Boyfriend

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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