- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Peas

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

He--Hey guys

Well, there's one way...

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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