I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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cancer

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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