Charles Manson is innocent.

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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