- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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