River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Please? No.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

i just pooped that is all!

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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