- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

you first

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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