- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

The WNBA.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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