Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Where's the soap?

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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