Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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women's rights

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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