- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

what tall and looks like a jew?

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

I need to start studying.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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