- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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