- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

obama

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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