- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

White men's rights

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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