- Anti Joke

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Vagina.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Ain't idn't a word.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Vagina.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Ain't idn't a word.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too