James Patrick Campbell

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Yanter, Look it up

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Bitch! Love, J.B.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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