Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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My love life

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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Punching a baby

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Caolan and Eamon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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