- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

CAVE JOHNSON.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

No thank you, I don't like violence

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