Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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squash squash who squash my ass

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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I regret everything.....

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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