- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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