VAL SUCKS

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Women's rights

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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MySpace.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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