What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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