- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

knock knock who's there? hope

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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