Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Knock Knock CUM IN!

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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