- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Ian's mind Elevator music

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Carrot fingers

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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