if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

A sober Irish individual.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What is white and long? A New York winter

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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