What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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