- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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