Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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GONNA

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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John Stamos.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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