What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Woman rights.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Anti Joke

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