What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Mitt Romney

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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