Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Penis.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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