knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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