What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

more like nig!

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

your mother

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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