What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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identical jokes get different votes.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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