- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

what?

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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