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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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