What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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gay pom...

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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