Wow! I've seen this joke before!

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

womans rights...

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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