- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

wael.. nuff said

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Women's rights.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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