Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Anti Joke

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