A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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women sports....

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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