Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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cancer

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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