- Anti Joke

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

chirs

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red