- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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