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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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