- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

chirs

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Bitch

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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