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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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