2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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i just pooped that is all!

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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