What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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