Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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