What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

That's what she didn't say

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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