why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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poop

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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