- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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