- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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