- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

My Nan, that is all.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

I'm 4 and what is this?

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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