- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Legal Mexicans in Texas

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

My Nan, that is all.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

I'm 4 and what is this?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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